Tesco Don't Sell Kazoo's.

I lost my job this week. I worked in a small vegetarian cafe, where I learnt that I'm fairly sure that there is some form of common sense protein that is only found in meat products. At least now, I'll never again be asked "how do I eat a scone?" or have the cafe, which sells home cooked vegetarian food be compared to McDonald's. One thing it does mean though is that I'm going to need a new name for my blog, so starting from now, the blog is to be now  named "The Blog Formally Known as "My Humble Existence Serving Middle-Class Vegans"". Mainly because I can't be arsed to think of a better name. Some may call that lazy, but as I've been spending this past week realising, been unemployed somehow makes you lazier. I do now however, know the party aisle in Tesco better than I know my own cock since I spent an hour trying to find a Kazoo. Tesco don't sell Kazoo's. And on that note, I'm going to go work out what I'm going to wear when i go collect my job seekers allowance. G'night.

I Write Like...

Hello there lovely internet people. As I feel more hungover than Charlie Sheen probably does right now I've not had a very productive day. I've spent it staring at the constantly growing tear in my pajamas and playing on Fallout. I have however stumbled across a pretty nifty website that analyses your writing style and comes up with a famous writer who's style is somewhat similar to yours. So I've decided to give it a go with each of my blog posts. The results are as follows:

The General Public are Out There!! - "I write like Douglas Adams"


The Church of Craggle Waggle - "I write like Cody Doctorow"

Don't Call Me Shirley - "I Write like Chuck Palahniuk"

Oh Bugger... Facebook's Changed Again. - "I Write Like Douglas Adams"

Non-Fiction Books About Texas - "I Write Like H.P. Lovecraft"

I Write Like... - "I Write Like Cody Doctorow"

If you fancy trying this out yourself, the link is here: http://iwl.me/
Anyway, I'm going to go lie down and try not to vomit on myself now. Wish me luck as I do feel like absolute arse! *sigh*